*Missed first lecture due to oversleeping*
Well whats the point in going in now?
Just spent over 18 hours working on college stuff. Its not even all done. I have 3 assignments to complete tomorrow. Two before midnight and one before 4. I dont know how i am going to do it. I literally slacked off for a day for my birthday and now i am surrounded by work. Fucking drowning in the stress. Group project is the worst cause i know other people are completely depending on me for that shit, plus its worth five whole credits. I cant let that slip the fuck by. I cant afford to submit any of them late.
I feel like collapsing
On top of all this i cant sleep now and gotta be up early to get this work done. Gonna have to keep skipping lectures to get assignments done. Counter productive much?
Pity party but idgaf
Say hello to mechanically separated chicken. It’s what all fast-food chicken is made from—things like chicken nuggets and patties. Also, the processed frozen chicken in the stores is made from it.
Basically, the entire chicken is smashed and pressed through a sieve—bones, eyes, guts, and all. it comes out looking like this.
There’s more: because it’s crawling with bacteria, it will be washed with ammonia, soaked in it, actually. Then, because it tastes gross, it will be reflavored artificially. Then, because it is weirdly pink, it will be dyed with artificial color.
But, hey, at least it tastes good, right?
High five, America!
oh my god
bitch that’s the tubby custard machine
OMFG THIS POST FINALLY MADE IT TO MY DASHBOARD IM CRYING
"bitch that’s the tubby custard machine"
10,000 years from now on the dawn of a new civilization where we are all just brains in jars flying spaceships through the vast unknowable void, i will still be laughing my ass off at “bitch that’s the tubby custard machine”. this i vow.
"u can’t fight hate with MORE HATE that’s just Plain Wrong :((((( all u need is love"
no oppressed group has ever gotten rights by being patient or treating their oppressors nicely go back to kindergarten where that kind of unrealistic simplistic bullshit is actually relevant
- accept that no pun is actually Good, but that the true nature of a good pun is to be so terrible that it becomes good.
- say every pun that occurs to you. i’m so serious about this, sometimes the most well received puns will be ones you considered not saying.
- ALWAYS laugh at your own puns, even if nobody else is. (especially if nobody else is.)
- know that you are hilarious. puns are a limitless resource and you have taken it as your duty to bring this gift to humanity. you are a hero.
As far as I can remember our history lessons in ATLA were as follows:
Firebending: The ability to bend fire was given by the dragons to mankind. They were the original masters of fire. The first firebenders were the Sun warriors.
Waterbending: "The original waterbenders learned to bend…
i am pretty sure in all cases that they said the badgermoles bison dragons and moon helped with human’s bending was in the sense that they taught them, not that they were given it by them. Besides, the cultural changes between the events of Wan’s time and now would be phenominal. The Sun warriors could have been a different fire bending island or city, since there were dozens, not just 4.
The events of Wan’s time were so far in the past that the way the societies interacted and behaved are nearly irrelevant, and would most likely be completely lost to time, especially during the 100 year war.